Master: Quietly Grasshopper. It’s your first spring. You must learn to be patient. To wait.
Grasshopper: What IS that thing?
Grasshopper: You’ve got to be kidding me. I thought we were licking yogurt lids and popcorn crumbs for dinner.
Master: OPEN YOUR MIND GRASSHOPPER! SMELL THE DUCK SOUP! Just a few more waddles, and then we POUNCE!
Grasshopper: Will this screen-thing be in our way Max? Um, sorry. I mean Master.
Master: Damnit Grasshopper! You’ve got to learn to expand your MIND! CHARGE ROOKIE!!! CHARGE!!!
[insert horrible sounds of cats hitting a screen followed by an insanely angry duck squawking…followed by 2 dejected cats skulking back into the house…]