Wisdom Comes Suddenly

Master & Grasshopper

March 17th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Master: Quietly Grasshopper.  It’s your first spring.  You must learn to be patient.  To wait.

Grasshopper:  What IS that thing?

Master: Dinner.

Grasshopper: You’ve got to be kidding me.  I thought we were licking yogurt lids and popcorn crumbs for dinner.

Master: OPEN YOUR MIND GRASSHOPPER!  SMELL THE DUCK SOUP!  Just a few more waddles, and then we POUNCE!

Grasshopper: Will this screen-thing be in our way Max?  Um, sorry.  I mean Master.

Master: Damnit Grasshopper!  You’ve got to learn to expand your MIND! CHARGE ROOKIE!!! CHARGE!!!

[insert horrible sounds of cats hitting a screen followed by an insanely angry duck squawking…followed by 2 dejected cats skulking back into the house…]


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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 M3 // Mar 17, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Ha!! Oh the life of an indoor hunter.