Remember my post on how to un-do Picture Day jinxes? HA! It WORKED! If you think this is great, wait until you see Sara’s! Not one, but TWO great sets of pictures, and here with me being all cheap-O and ordering Package A. But I digress…
So there was some hub-bub on Tuesday, and I’m not just referring to the Fox News Headlines: “Which of Leonardo Di Caprio’s Exes is the Sexiest?” What? You missed that story? It was B-I-G. What were you busy following? I can tell you what Kelly was following: the Presidential Election. Not because she had a strong preference, or because we talked a lot about a candidate, but because for some reason she had it in her head she was on the ballot.
If I told her once, I told her 10x that there was NO WAY she was going to win the Presidency. I wish you could have seen her relief this morning when she awoke with zero electoral votes. We tried to convince her this country could not be led by a 5 year old, and perhaps she should learn to read first. She thought it seemed like a lot of pressure and responsibility, and MAN OH MAN, what on earth would she do if she won? The horror!
Her school pictures came home today, and I have to admit, with her insistence on wearing pearls, she does look rather Presidential. But to reinforce my earlier assertions that she’s not ready for the White House, at bedtime, while writhing in her mass of blankets and pillows, she made up a beautiful song titled, “You Banged Your Leg Into The Toilet”. I think the Country made the right decision in not electing Kelly, so there’s one thing the US can agree upon. Let’s start from there, shall we?