When I realized I had given birth to a screamer coated screamer with screamer filling, I asked my Mother if I had been a difficult child.
Her answer was, “well Lori, life with you was never boring…”.
After 6 nights of sleep coaching and naps that have involved everything but me sitting on top of this child and yelling, “GO TO SLEEP!”,
I am beginning to suspect that the universe is a fair place after all. That, as my father would say, includes me paying my Karmic Debt.
Apparently, my debt is high people. Very, very high.