Max, Max the Wonder Cat,

You’re not too rude,

And you’re not too fat.

You bite our toes and start a fight,

You don’t care if it’s day or night.

The girls yank and pull,

They fuss and squeeze,

You never scratch at their hands or knees.

Sydney doesn’t like you,

But she’s a bitch.

(OK, that doesn’t rhyme, but it fits….sorry Syd, but you are SO being a bitch.)

So pull out the games and sit down to play,

Max Rube the Wonder Cat is here to stay!