Summer Olympics 2020


The Proper Way To Learn How To Swim

By Sara Felice

Step 1: Get a Godfather, a floatie ring, and some goggles.

Step 2: Become reasonably airborne.

Step 3: Learn to go underwater.  Repeat for a week, and you will be able to swim.

Insert Note From Mom: Do these steps after you’ve paid for a winter of YMCA Swimming Lessons and spent a summer bobbing around in the pool.


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