Kelly has informed us that next year she will be attending ALL DAY Pre-K.  No half days for her.  Half days are for “the little kids”.  Forget that she still pronounces it “wittle”…apparently that plays no role in her determination of age.  She is quite BIG, don’t you know? Well yes, how lovely…it’s not…what’s that word?  Oh yes..FREE.  Full day Pre-K is not ON SALE.  No sweat, Kelly applied for a job at Barbie Headquarters, and as you can see here, is now their head receptionist. She will be paying her own way through school.  That phrase used to apply to college, but with education costs sky-rocketing across America, that phrase now applies to Kindergarten.