Hello, my name is Sara Felice, and I AM YOUR LEADER. This is obvious, as I am wearing a variety of pony tails on my legs, am holding a pail of dirt along with this butterfly net, and I carry an old lady black leather purse on 85 degree days. Oh yes, and before I forget, I am also wearing mismatched pajamas. Outside. In the middle of the day. You should TRUST ME. I will not harm you, oh great cat creatures, despite the media reports about my treatment of dwarf frogs, which were highly exaggerated. I have fired Kelly as my PR consultant. NOW, FOLLOW ME TO THE PROMISED LAND!
