Greg brought these home on Friday to congratulate me for setting a new record on daily readership.  What?  Really?  Woo Hoo!  And if you are wondering about those new snazzy ads in my right margin, those are courtesy of Greg as well, who had the guts to fill out a gigantic BlogHer Ads application and spent weeks getting “Wisdom Comes Suddenly” accepted to their network.  I should buy him roses.

I wanted to share them with you because HEY!  I’m not a reader!  You’re the readers!  People have been asking me for years when I’m going to get advertisers, write the book, go big…and in my heart I think, “Sure!  That sounds cool!”, but in reality, I just want to make people laugh.  I don’t have a mind for business; I have a mind for comedy.  If I make even 1 of you smile or giggle with your morning coffee, then I’m happy.  I’ve done my duty of spreading light and love.  As it turns out, there are a “few” more of you than 1, and that makes me happy too.

And as a special new feature for today only, Greg has made the screen into a scratch and sniff so you can get a whiff of these beauties.  Oh God, Mom…it’s a joke! Get your face away from your screen!