Kelly: Holiday Break is coming up.  What do you want to do?

Sara: I don’t know.  What do you want to do?

Kelly: Oh gosh, I don’t know.  Well, let’s have an epic battle over Squinkies at least once per day.

Sara: Oh yeah!  But only if Mommy is within earshot.  You know how much she hates those bubblegum machine wanna be toys.

Kelly: I suppose we could break a few ornaments.

Sara: The ones that crash and really break, though.  It’s hardly worth it when it hits the floor and only breaks into 2 pieces.

Kelly: Amen sister.

Sara: I’ll probably bend a few of your wands.

Kelly: I’ll probably demand to play with every toy the second you touch it.

Sara: It’s OK.  I’ll just hit you in the head with the bent wand when you do it.

Kelly: Coolio.  I’ll scream like my head’s popping off.

Sara: Great plan.  You know that will get a movie put on for sure, FO’SHO’. Go easy.  She catches on to that trick sometimes.  Use your baby eyes when you ask for it.

Kelly: Throw a fit at bedtime every night, because you and I both know there is no alarm going off in the morning.  We’ll have that bedtime broken in a matter of days.

Sara: Sweet!  Why didn’t I think of that?  I’ll be sure to only ask for syrup covered breakfast foods.  Hey, where did you hide the M&Ms?

Kelly: Shh…she’s coming.  I’ll tell you later.

Sara: MOMMY!  I counted seven lions!!

Kelly: Suck up.

Sara: SHH!

Kelly: MOMMY!  What if the lions try to eat me?!

Sara: Brown noser.

Kelly: SHH!