Oh?  You gonna judge?  Is that how it’s going to be?  You’re going to judge now?  After everything we’ve been through together, you are going to go THERE.  Like you’ve NEVER seen a cat and a sock monkey before.  I’ll have you know we are are in a deeply committed relationship.  This shit’s real man.  We are IN LOVE. No!  I’m ashamed of YOU.  Judgey-McJudgerson.  What you think?  Just because she’s made of knit, she doesn’t need affection?  Look at those kissable lips.  She’s the one for me, and it’s time you accept it.