How long do we have to hide up here?  Just until she thinks we’re gone and stops ringing the doorbell!  So she hit on Ken at After Prom…get over it already!  Really?  You WANT to be friends with that scrunchie-wearing boyfriend-stealer?  Keep it down!  Aren’t the convertible, the bike, and the moped going to give it away we’re here?  NO, because it’s possible we took my RV to the yogurt store.  The RV!  Mattel hasn’t made on of those since 1982.  And who are you?  Dr. Barbie Accessory Expert?  Barbie…don’t take this the wrong way, but you can be a real bitch.