She’s Marrying A Fake Pirate


Kelly proposed marriage to the Playmobil Pirate at the entrance of Kids Ink. WHERE I swore we could visit, but PLEASE, we surely have enough books.  SURELY.  But I had to buy just one.  I support local business!  If you don’t have The Curious Garden, buy it immediately, if not sooner. I told Kelly if she marries a Pirate, she should make sure she has a back up plan.  It seems risky.  No worries, she told us she intends to be a Dentist.  To which Sara replied, “That’s GROSS!  Looking in mouths all day?!”  But one should never challenge Kelly-logic, as it is infallible.  “Oh really?  Well go ahead and become a Doctor Sara, because you’ll spend your day looking at BOTTOMS.  I’ll take the other end, thank you!”