Morning Glories, Shasta Daisies, Zinnias, Lavender, Thyme, Rosemary, Basil, Watermelon, Sweet Peppers, Blueberry Bushes, Waving Petunias, Double Impatiens, Cantaloupe (he he), Strawberries, Holly Bushes, Romas, Cherry Tomatoes, Sunflowers, Heirloom Tomatoes, Sweet Peas, Carrots, Marigolds, Ivy, Oddly-Colored Flowers With Bizarre Names (Oh God, what if I’ve planted the Venus Flytrap from “Little Shop of Horrors”?).

I’m ready to let go of the poorly conceived notion that I’m not a gardener. I’ve spent the last 6 years changing into who this world needs me to be, so while I’m at it, why not be a farmer too?

I’m ready to GROW ALL THE THINGS.