Step Away From The Socks


She needed red leggins.  So, you know, throw in the matching shirt, which brought us $3 below the “$10 off” level.  Asking her to grab a pack of socks made them free.  BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE HAD IN MIND.

This morning at O’Dark Thirty:

Kelly: I know what you’re thinking and don’t even do it.

Mommy: I’m.  I’m…um.  I’m not even thinking it.

Kelly: I’m wearing them.  Like THIS.  I’m wearing them like this.

Mommy: Can I at least tuck in the leggins so they won’t be bunchy?

Kelly (after deep consideration): YES.  You can fix the bunch.

Mommy: You look absolutely amazing.  Your winter coat even matches these socks. You are one of a kind, and I say that without reservation.

Kelly: THANK YOU.

Mommy: You are WELCOME.


One response to “Step Away From The Socks”

  1. I think she and Lucia are cut from the same mold. Luli insists on dressing herself (~28 months) and it gets crazier by the day. She is particularly partial to dresses with a skirt underneath, and no outfit (even when its 90 degrees) is complete without arm and leg warmers…. even if they are under a long sleeved shirt. Eduardo just sighs… I secretly smile; I was the girl who wore sweatshirts tucked into sweatpants throughout elementary school 🙂