Max: Come outa’ there and take your hissing like a real man.

Cy: No way Sasquatch.  I’m staying put.  SHH!  I’m not even here!  You can’t see me.

Max: Oh, I can you see you alright, you bratty pipsqueak. You can’t stay in there forever.

Cy: I can outlast you!  At the rate you’re running through lives, I’ll be out from under here by the New Year.

Max: That was the last straw Cowboy! I’m coming under!!

Sydney: You’ve got to be kidding me.  Christmas again?  Damn-blasted holiday with the chaos and the mess…TAKE ME NOW GOD!