I read a hilarious piece last week on statements a parent might regularly say to a child, but taken out of context, are just flat out insane.  Oh, how I laughed.  I got to thinking about the wild things said in our own home, and this is a list of phrases I’ve said to the girls in just the last week. Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And last, but never least, and said on more than one occasion: