Pen: I TOLD you this wasn’t a napping spot!
Ruffio: SHH! These sweaters are camouflage. She DOES NOT see us.
Pen: You’re delusional. She TOTALLY SEES us.
Ruffio: BE STILL! We are sleeping on the softest sweaters on the planet, with sunbeams on our backs. You are not ruining this for me Pen!
Pen: Are you high? We are busted. Step 1: Admit you are powerless over your incessant napping!
Ruffio: I will cut you.
Pen: You have a problem. Your struggle is real, Man. She’s got the camera. The gig is UP.
Ruffio: You have GOT to learn how to blend in with your environment, or this jungle will be your demise.
Pen: We’re in a HOUSE, Ruuf. In the SUBURBS. These are kids’ Old Navy sweaters on a dining room table. That’s it. I’m scheduling an intervention with the Chiefs. SYD! CY! We’ve got to talk…

One response to “The Napping House”
“I will cut you.”
That is the funniest thing I will read all week!
Best to all in Indy!